So the Minnesota Timberwolves have officially signed Andrei Kirilenko. And while this is exciting for basketball reasons, let’s not limit ourselves to such a narrow minded view.
Insofar as I care about these things, the fact that Masha Kirilenko isn’t on Basketball Wives is a travesty. I posit that she would make the greatest Basketball Wife in the history of A.) Marriage and B.) Organized Sports.
For your consideration, I give you Exhibit A.)
And in case that didn’t convince you, Exhibit B.)
“Male athletes in this country are extremely attractive,” she says. “They get chased by women. It’s hard to resist. It’s the way men are by nature… When I’m aware and I let him do it, it’s not cheating” (ESPN Magazine).
Post-Script: Dear VH1, we should also definitely have Love and Hip Hop Minneapolis.